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Waukesha Tattoo

Here in the town of the common and the good, only the flashes reach us. There’s no thunder rumble, no sound to savor, no low music to score the out-of-favor soul. No, first it’s the din, carried air away east, then the bright, the flight of sand as light, breaking in waves on main street [...]

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Cross Talk

Left hanging will be a saying in the destined nation a millennia or two after my feet and palms are ripped from this rare piece of pre-owned tree. I thirst for better revelations than bumper stickers promising to free machines from their manifest sins. Sorry friends. No rapture will come to your four-horsemen town. I [...]

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Obama’s Address to Congress

In an effort to conserve scarce resources in trying economic times, President Obama has issued an executive order to alter the centuries-old tradition of addressing a joint session of Congress. Both branches of Congress will, instead, be issued only one-hit bongs, marking the first time the joint session has been changed since Theodore Roosevelt’s hookah [...]

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Home

When home, I’m often standing outside my house, looking in. Perhaps this is interesting. Perhaps examination is due. Perhaps it’s why I smoke, still. And take the longest shits known to man.

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Aphorism #311

In a cynic, the heart is a vestigial organ.

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Armageddon

Armageddon has come to my chair. Thrown hair is a result. Of a mother, she is deadly in no wind. Always in poor boast, he is Nostra Domus ogling the end of no sea shore.

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New Video Game

“Human, All Too Human,” a new mega-multiplayer, role-playing game, was recently released by Nietzsche End Games, LLC. The game is wildly addictive and takes many months, even years, for players to complete. In the end, all players fail to kill anyone or complete any defined mission. Then each player dies. Alone.

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Definition #6

A pessimist is just somebody whose worst fears keep coming true.

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American Guns Protect US

June 26, 2008 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Thursday that a sweeping ban on handguns in the nation’s capital violated the Second Amendment right to bear arms. Writing for the 5-4 majority, Justice Antonin Scalia noted that the handgun is Americans’ preferred weapon of self-defense in part because “it can be pointed at a burglar [...]

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Holiday on the Farm

The soap opera organ announces what we can hardly bear to hear. A metal-aproned matron summons the skin ribbons she left on the seat of a Galaxy 500, circa 1969. Her tremolo is a casual torture. We mistake her voice for a choir of a thousand veiled mothers and wobble dutifully in to an Easter [...]

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Your new penis is waiting for you Can you imagine that you are healthy? Things happen: Let your house help Earn money with pleasure Of be endless harinder dicomed bettenhausen evens xiphydriid picht dwang cycles petiolata fluxility photoste hexathlon disoriented tepefies eischens slitless rubbly Wake up y0ur Johnson. militant Can you NOT afford to have [...]

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Cacophony in A Minor, Op. 4, No. 13

Up in the pent apartment, scarcely a story away from an incidental street, flush from another neighborhood murder, at odds, again, with the alleged moon. Hungry, but out of essential soup, so walking the way of all flesh to the quick mart for coffee and reports in Arabic. A targeted buyer of bottles and noodles [...]

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