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Make me up.

Make me up.

We don’t make love. We make l…

We don’t make love.
We make love up.
Or love makes up us.

Why is it called civil war? S…

Why is it called civil war?
Seems most uncivil to me.

Which comes first, the civil …

Which comes first,
the civil war
or the revolution?

These states of affairs around…

These states of affairs around the world are all connected. More united, in this historical time, than the states called America.

Twixt her nethers.

Twixt her nethers.

I’m going to see Rise of the P…

I’m going to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

I need to see apes who are smart enough to revolt.

What are we doing? Waiting fo…

What are we doing?
Waiting for the next presidential erection?

Why create thousands of jobs w…

Why create thousands of jobs when the job creators can give us all one huge hand job at once?

Very few trick questions. Too…

Very few trick questions.
Too many trick answers.

Truth must make a comeback. Ri…

Truth must make a comeback. Right?

Who hates secular liberals? (1…

Who hates secular liberals? (1) Tea Party (2) Republican Party (3) “Born Again” Fundamentalists (4) Islamist Parties (5) All of the above

News Flash: America already re…

News Flash: America already redistributes wealth. Upward.

When Wall Street fears the peo…

When Wall Street fears the people, the people can begin to win.

Found this, mother founding fa…

Found this, mother founding father fuckers.

1. “I hope we shall crush ??…

1. “I hope we shall crush … in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already…”

2. “…to challenge our govern…

2. “…to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country.” – Thomas Jefferson

Some things deserve to be dele…

Some things deserve to be deleted. Ok, fine. Lots of things.

Some pray for the End Times. …

Some pray for the End Times.
Others amuse themselves to oblivion.

Oh. Yeah. Duh, me. Be funny.

Oh. Yeah. Duh, me. Be funny.