I’ll be funnier during the Apo…

August 18th, 2010

I’ll be funnier during the Apocalypse.

Historically, the popularity o…

August 18th, 2010

Historically, the popularity of comedy is proportionate to its people’s need for laughter. Ours must be troubled times indeed.

Primitive peoples looked to th…

August 18th, 2010

Primitive peoples looked to the stars for validation.

I do so wish one could hide th…

August 18th, 2010

I do so wish one could hide the “Who to follow” section. Please and thank you, Twitter Czars.

Nostalgia is hope turned backw…

August 18th, 2010

Nostalgia is hope turned backwards.

Nostalgia is the falsest brand…

August 18th, 2010

Nostalgia is the falsest brand of memory.

Nostalgia for a time when the …

August 18th, 2010

Nostalgia for a time when the arts were fine.

Hard candies with the flavor o…

August 18th, 2010

Hard candies with the flavor of late Samuel Beckett. I wish there were a recipe.

Reason is a quilt ever in prog…

August 18th, 2010

Reason is a quilt ever in progress. Religion is a blanket to cover in false comfort.

I dare say atheists have thoug…

August 18th, 2010

I dare say atheists have thought harder, and worked longer, at stitching their beliefs together, than the faithful followers of a uni-god.

It’s troubling, this trivializ…

August 17th, 2010

It’s troubling, this trivialization of America to death. Ok, sorry. Enough politics.
How ’bout those poop boobs? Something else, huh?

America’s worst possible outco…

August 17th, 2010

America’s worst possible outcome at the polls this fall is for the passionately irrational to outnumber the thoughtfully dispassionate.

President Obama: idealist, int…

August 17th, 2010

President Obama: idealist, intellectual, believer in our better angels. Poor dumb bastard. Better angels are an endangered species.

Repugnantcons: masters of divi…

August 17th, 2010

Repugnantcons: masters of divisive, over-simplified, hyperbolically-charged, false binary wedge issues since Lee Atwater.

Libertarian-leaning Tea Party …

August 17th, 2010

Libertarian-leaning Tea Party is the new angry, ignorant proto-fascist patriot.

POTUS defends sanctity of the …

August 16th, 2010

POTUS defends sanctity of the Constitution, the rule of law for which America is (yet) admired, and polls plummet. I have no words.

Nervous dude in the Chevy Surb…

August 16th, 2010

Nervous dude in the Chevy Surburban with your Christ fish & foetus bumpersticker: Don’t drive like you can’t wait for the Rapture.

So many postured principles an…

August 15th, 2010

So many postured principles and grave moral concerns.
And yet, the American Right has no shame whatsoever.

No doubt, John Cornyn, the Rig…

August 15th, 2010

No doubt, John Cornyn, the Right will make an issue of reiterating, and voicing support for, the 1st amendment in upcoming elections.

“MInd the gap.” Do they still …

August 15th, 2010

“MInd the gap.” Do they still make that troubling epistemological announcement in the London subway every so often?