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If this isn’t an electronic ex…

If this isn’t an electronic extension of grounded,
earthly, flesh life, something is wrong with said life.

Excite me. That’s all I ask. …

Excite me.
That’s all I ask.
That’s a lot, though, isn’t it?

Will pimp for what excites me.

Will pimp for what excites me.

“These days I feel like a pari…

“These days I feel like a pariah, An albatross with my feathers on fire.” – Man Man, ‘Dark Arts’ from ‘Life Fan… ? http://blip.fm/~16jevr

Life must be different for a …

Life must be different
for a man named
Randy Johnson.

Call me randy. Really. Randy.

Call me randy. Really. Randy.

He’s a Sharpie. Take a gender …

He’s a Sharpie. Take a gender at @markeebee. #FF Before he catches star fever. Like most.

Debt reduction idea: Replace a…

Debt reduction idea: Replace all 240 RepugnantCon congressmen with Rush Limbaugh, Super Congressman. Same results, save money.

Please note: I don’t follow mo…

Please note: I don’t follow more than 151 accounts. That’s all I care to read. Thank you. Or not.

“Today only distaste is determ…

“Today only distaste is determined — tastes are determinate no longer.” – Jean Baudrillard

“Power itself is founded large…

“Power itself is founded largely on disgust.” – Jean Baudrillard

Elves outmaneuvered by Orcs.

Elves outmaneuvered by Orcs.

As the work of art disintegrat…

As the work of art disintegrates,
the people fight over the frame.

I want you so bad I can’t sta…

I want you so bad I can’t stand The man that I am. – Man Man, “Shameless” ? http://blip.fm/~16j55n

I expected the apocalypse woul…

I expected the apocalypse would be more entertaining.

The cows came home. The chick…

The cows came home.
The chickens came back to roost.
The crows crow. And pick their corpses.

Phenomenologists ran out of br…

Phenomenologists ran out of brackets years ago.

[Not in this man's lifetime.]

[Not in this man's lifetime.]

Appealing to the base has nev…

Appealing to the base
has never been so base.

Untied Snakes of America. Sal…

Untied Snakes of America.
Salute the venomous flag.