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{ 2009 04 27 }

Texas Traded to Venezuela

In a bold sign of thawing relations between the countries, Presidents Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez announced today that the state of Texas would be traded to Venezuela for Jesus Moronta, a slick-fielding, hard-hitting 14-yr-old shortstop phenomenon, cash considerations and an undisclosed amount of raw, premium coca.

Posted by joesmith on Monday, April 27, 2009, at 8:13 am. Filed under humor, joesmith, politics. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.

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