Milwaukee, WI 3/22/09
A middle-aged Milwaukee man cannot stop saying fuck after hitting what he claims to be his thousandth pothole. “I am fed up with the fucking potholes in this city,” Raymond Smith said today. “Paying over one-thousand dollars for new shocks, a tire alignment and new brake pads was the last fucking straw.”
Ray claims that he has tried to dodge countless potholes, but because “they are fucking everywhere, your odds of not hitting one is fucking slim.”
After sending letters to his alderman and mayor with no response, he feels helpless to this unnerving situation. “Screaming fuck every time I run over a pothole is the only thing that calms my nerves anymore,” Ray said.
He recommends that all Milwaukeeans give this method a shot before they seek other, possibly more harmful forms of dealing with this “fucking bullshit.”
Raymond Smith used to be an alcoholic.
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