Think water. Breathe fire.
Think water. Breathe fire.
Think water. Breathe fire.
1. Create optimal conditions for criminal behavior. 2. Catch criminals. 3. Build more prisons. 4. Repeat.
Trickle down economics remains as effective as a golden shower from a 90-year-old quadriplegic with a watermelon-sized prostate.
Scariest band you’ll ever see: Mitt Romney & The Rapturists
Corporations are people. Money is speech. And truth is a toothbrush.
The living part of this is what makes it hard.
Find five living people to admire.
Nothing is none of the above.
Apoplectic Apocalypsists Ascend
This is a great age for apocalypsists.
Restless anticipation of more anticipation.
Even useless things mean the whole world when they come from someone you admire.
Anybody?
Is this what it feels like to be somebody?
[Fascist Assessment Test, or in common, unacronymic vernacular: FasAssT]
If you value patriotism over democracy, check the first box of your FAT.
Fuck Favstar. I get stars from the FBI.
Why don’t we count those who don’t vote as a NO vote? No would rule.
Wisconsin Republicans: Ha! You could only vote 2 of 7 senators out of office. See? We have a mandate. We do what we want.
Palin Family Planning: Say one thing, and fuck another.