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Think water. Breathe fire.

Think water. Breathe fire.

1. Create optimal conditions f…

1. Create optimal conditions for criminal behavior. 2. Catch criminals. 3. Build more prisons. 4. Repeat.

Trickle down economics remains…

Trickle down economics remains as effective as a golden shower from a 90-year-old quadriplegic with a watermelon-sized prostate.

Scariest band you’ll ever see:…

Scariest band you’ll ever see: Mitt Romney & The Rapturists

Corporations are people. Mone…

Corporations are people. Money is speech. And truth is a toothbrush.

The living part of this is wha…

The living part of this is what makes it hard.

Find five living people to adm…

Find five living people to admire.

Nothing is none of the above.

Nothing is none of the above.

Apoplectic Apocalypsists Ascen…

Apoplectic Apocalypsists Ascend

This is a great age for ap…

This is a great age for apocalypsists.

Restless anticipation of more…

Restless anticipation of more anticipation.

Even useless things mean the w…

Even useless things mean the whole world when they come from someone you admire.

Anybody?

Anybody?

Is this what it feels like to …

Is this what it feels like to be somebody?

[Fascist Assessment Test, or i...

[Fascist Assessment Test, or in common, unacronymic vernacular: FasAssT]

If you value patriotism over …

If you value patriotism over democracy, check the first box of your FAT.

Fuck Favstar. I get stars fro…

Fuck Favstar. I get stars from the FBI.

Why don’t we count those who d…

Why don’t we count those who don’t vote as a NO vote? No would rule.

Wisconsin Republicans: Ha! You…

Wisconsin Republicans: Ha! You could only vote 2 of 7 senators out of office. See? We have a mandate. We do what we want.

Palin Family Planning: Say one…

Palin Family Planning: Say one thing, and fuck another.