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pith… has a back-handed sense of humor.

Spock + Shaft = Obama

Since Barack Obama came into the political picture, he has reminded me of somebody I looked up to when I was a kid. For a while, I thought he was a combination of Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy, both sadly and momentously taken away when I eight. But, after more reflection and memory digging, [...]

Optimism

I have come to see the glass as half full, but it’s a dribble glass.

The meaning of life

It has always seemed to me that life is just killing time between meals. This has recently been confirmed.

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Community

I have, on occasion, felt a real sense of community. Fortunately, those occasions have been infrequent and brief.