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Texas Traded to Venezuela
April 27, 2009 – 8:13 am | No Comment

In a bold sign of thawing relations between the countries, Presidents Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez announced today that the state of Texas would be traded to Venezuela for Jesus Moronta, a slick-fielding, hard-hitting 14-yr-old shortstop phenomenon, cash considerations and an undisclosed amount of raw, premium coca.

Milwaukee man finds the proper way to deal with growing pothole problem
March 22, 2009 – 12:08 pm | No Comment

Milwaukee, WI         3/22/09
A middle-aged Milwaukee man cannot stop saying fuck after hitting what he claims to be his thousandth pothole. “I am fed up with the fucking potholes in this city,” Raymond Smith said today. “Paying over one-thousand dollars for new shocks, a tire alignment and new brake pads [...]

New Wisconsin Logo #2?
March 16, 2009 – 12:25 pm | No Comment
New Wisconsin Logo #2?
New Wisconsin State Logo?
March 14, 2009 – 12:10 pm | One Comment
New Wisconsin State Logo?
Obama’s Address to Congress
February 24, 2009 – 9:27 am | One Comment

In an effort to conserve scarce resources in trying economic times, President Obama has issued an executive order to alter the centuries-old tradition of addressing a joint session of Congress. Both branches of Congress will, instead, be issued only one-hit bongs, marking the first time the joint session has been changed since Theodore Roosevelt’s hookah [...]

THE WORLD IS SHIT — I’M A PIG
February 19, 2009 – 8:21 am | No Comment

Nothing is quite as appalling as the choosy eater. A grey and white and yellow plate— well done mush, in essence, drives me to spasms. My patience blanches watching a young woman carefully pick every green pea from her tiny platter of airplane provisions. Once at a museum reception I watched a man take a [...]

New Video Game
January 5, 2009 – 4:05 pm | One Comment

“Human, All Too Human,” a new mega-multiplayer, role-playing game, was recently released by Nietzsche End Games, LLC.
The game is wildly addictive and takes many months, even years, for players to complete.
In the end, all players fail to kill anyone or complete any defined mission.

Then each player dies. Alone.

Spock + Shaft = Obama
October 23, 2008 – 9:06 am | No Comment

Since Barack Obama came into the political picture, he has reminded me of somebody I looked up to when I was a little kid. At first, I thought he was a combination of Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy, both sadly and momentously taken away when I was eight. But, after more reflection, I’ve finally [...]

The Colonel’s Portentous Cat Unsays
February 2, 2008 – 4:40 pm | One Comment

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Special Collections Librarian Max Yela writes:
[The Colonel's Portentous Cat Unsays] is perhaps the most recent and remarkable of invisible books. It follows a long tradition of dream books and stories, from biblical citations of dream-state narratives, to the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili and Shakespeare’s Mid-Summer Night’s Dream, to Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s Eyes of a [...]

Optimism
January 31, 2008 – 12:33 pm | No Comment

I have come to see the glass as half full, but it’s a dribble glass.