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10 Thinking Man’s Books to Read During an Economic Slump

Recently, New York Times reporter Motoko Rich wrote an article about how during a recession, what people want is a happy book, with a happy ending. Incidentally, book sales have soared in the romance novel genre, and, as the masses know, the vampire love story genre. Mass-market paperbacks fly off the shelves of your Walgreens, [...]

The Extinction of Gods

It seems there is a shortage of gods in the universe today. Here on earth, if you mention the name Baal, Njord, Horus or even Krishna, people will look at you like your nuts, or like you’re alluding to someone out of a fairly tale. These gods, now considered to be blatant myths, are basically [...]

Ten minutes (a reflection in an unlikely and quiet setting)

the reverberation of the garage door opening tickles me from below, i can’t wait for you to come back up after your morning smoke. i miss your warm breath against my shoulders, your arms around me, the tip of your toes protruding from the blanket’s warmth on an anonymous wisconsin morning – is it sunny, [...]

Milwaukee man finds the proper way to deal with growing pothole problem

Milwaukee, WI         3/22/09 A middle-aged Milwaukee man cannot stop saying fuck after hitting what he claims to be his thousandth pothole. “I am fed up with the fucking potholes in this city,” Raymond Smith said today. “Paying over one-thousand dollars for new shocks, a tire alignment and new brake pads was [...]

A Non-Random Rant: An Argument Against Using the Word “Random”

By Jeremy Benishek and Kyle Romeis Drinking Courvoisier on a random Tuesday night can lead to some random entertaining conversations. But can we truly say that this particular Tuesday night was a “random” night? Or can we say that we had “random” conversation? What about that Tuesday would make it random, and likewise, what about [...]

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The songs of our lives

In the morning you lay quiet: melodious digression, the art of deceptive cadences – progressions indecipherable to most – but these bewilderments send me into the day – filled with the notes of our song: our melodies, our transpositions, our compositions. Yesterday we were a bit flat and the accidental surely threw us off. Today: [...]

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