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Oh boy. 9/11, a day that chang…

Oh boy. 9/11, a day that changed the world. As awful as it was, its aftermath has been worse. For USA & world. Come back, USA. Come back.

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I dunno. I don’t play fucken v…

I dunno. I don’t play fucken video or pinball games in bars. I fucken drink. Maybe, at best, human games, like darts & pool.

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I’m good at one thing I can th…

I’m good at one thing I can think of right now: making it the fuck up as I go along. One could do worse. I imagine. Tao, baby. Tao.

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Maybe you should go back to yo…

Maybe you should go back to yourself. You’ve been estranged too long. Not funny. No problem. I’m laughing my ass off. And not.

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Fucken lost track of him again…

Fucken lost track of him again. C’meer, him. *Whistle whistle* C’mon, boy.

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Fashion advice for very plump …

Fashion advice for very plump men: A scooter is the polar opposite of vertically striped shirts.

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If I don’t try, I’m eventually…

If I don’t try, I’m eventually tossed from a club. If I DO try, I fail to attain ostracization. Fucken story of my life.

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Beating the T out of diet.

Beating the T out of diet.

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Who, in God’s name, could have…

Who, in God’s name, could have predicted, only last year, that the American Right Wing could become MORE irrational? #tcot

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Sisyphus, as imagined by Alber…

Sisyphus, as imagined by Albert Camus, is the best working model for an idealist. Pretty tough stuff. http://tinyurl.com/ng6lqr

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Never give users what they wan…

Never give users what they want. We all know that users don’t know shit. Right, tech staff?

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.@textism, If you can ban ppl …

.@textism, If you can ban ppl from f*vrd, ppl should be able to “unregister” from yr club. Oh… NM. That would be fair.

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Favstar.fm is egalitarian, mor…

Favstar.fm is egalitarian, more reflective of the starring portion of twitter. Its competition is privately controlled inertia.

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Dear sir, If you had used your…

Dear sir, If you had used your turn signal, we wouldn’t be yelling, angry, and alone, in the echo chambers of our cars.

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Dammit, I misspelled flaccid e…

Dammit, I misspelled flaccid earler. Sometimes I can’t spell words correctly until I *experience* them. I can spell priapus. Ladies.

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Email asks: “Erectile dysfunct…

Email asks: “Erectile dysfunction is your skeleton in the closet?” Don’t the flacid suffer from an *absence* of bones?

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Dear @textism, Catch the fuck …

Dear @textism, Catch the fuck up. This is @joesmithreally, @NihilDeNada, @anasoul. Same asshole, mostly. Kick @gistpith, too. Asswipe.

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First is first. It’s rarely be…

First is first. It’s rarely best. You listening, @textism? Dean Cameron Allen, motherfuckin, chose-to-be French douchebag? Ban @gistpith.

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I say “intelligent, articulate…

I say “intelligent, articulate, someone to look Up to.” You say “socialist, Hitler, hates white people.” American democracy is damn sad.

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The best thing about this day …

The best thing about this day will be its end.

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