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{ Daily Archives } Wednesday, January 2008

The meaning of life

It has always seemed to me that life is just killing time between meals. This has recently been confirmed.

2008 01 30 Uncle Homunculus humor Comments (0)

Hook-R-Up Matchmaking Service

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2008 01 30 T.S. Jeff humor Comments (0)

Community

I have, on occasion, felt a real sense of community. Fortunately, those occasions have been infrequent and brief.

2008 01 30 Uncle Homunculus humor Comments (0)

The alphabet

I know the alphabet. Of course I know the damn alphabet. Nevertheless, I was recently surprised by M’s close proximity to K.

2008 01 30 Uncle Homunculus thought shards Comments (0)

Jester opts for pith… helmet over cap ‘n bells

I am the court jester, the maxim molester,
sardonic magician deriding tradition.
My scepter is a cattle prod.
I know my job. I unmask gods.

2008 01 30 Uncle Homunculus humor
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